Subtle Rantings

So true… Meet Bon Qui Qui
(this was stolen directly from Daniel Miessler’s site @ dmiessler.com)

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An elderly couple are attending a church service.

About halfway through, she leans over and says to her husband, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?”

He replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

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I was a big Garfield fan growing up. Even if you’re not and never have been, I think this is still pretty funny.

“Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness in a quiet American suburb.”

Check out this link for a new comic each day: Garfield Minus Garfield

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This makes me laugh everytime I watch it. Only because I think Peyton Manning is a quarterback that actually is a great role model for kids. Unlike some others.

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Saw this via Gizmodo the other day and just had to post it.

“As you can see, there’s a rope that attaches to the colander and is slipped under the door. The mouthbreathers that perpetrated this stunt let it go when the squirrel got on board, sending him flying. Obviously you shouldn’t try this at home, although we’ve seen enough squirrels fall out of trees and such that we’re confident this guy probably got away alright.”

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Ladies, now there’s more reason than ever to join the military: a free boob job! Well, at least in the Australian military service.

Official figures show that during the past two years, three defence personnel have had tummy tucks and 13 women have had their breasts enlarged.

Of course, if you keep reading the article, you’ll find that all 4 branches of the US Military offer the same perks as well. I was extremely opposed to this when I first read it, however one of the commenter’s of the original article had a great point. The justification for this “perk” is that it keeps military doctors up to date on the latest reconstructive surgery procedures. That actually kind of makes sense. Either way, I was just kidding about that being a good reason to join; in case you couldn’t tell.

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This is only so funny because no one was hurt. Talk about the ride of your life!

Carpenter was attempting to cross on Wednesday when the light turned green and his wheelchair became hooked onto the front grille of the truck, which reached 50 mph during the 4-mile trip down Red Arrow Highway, Michigan State Police Trooper Michael Sinke said witnesses reported.

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